and I start sentences with conjunctions.

I'm a crackhead.
But, like, without the crack.
And I'm an English teacher who doesn't "believe in" Shakespeare. Yeah, he may as well have been Santa.
But I had to read everything by him, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. No, wait, no, no shirt, actually. Just an after effect of freaking out lit majors and starting sentences with conjunctions.
Oooh, blasphemy!

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