and I start sentences with conjunctions.
I'm a crackhead.
But, like, without the crack.
And I'm an English teacher who doesn't "believe in" Shakespeare. Yeah, he may as well have been Santa.
But I had to read everything by him, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. No, wait, no, no shirt, actually. Just an after effect of freaking out lit majors and starting sentences with conjunctions.
Oooh, blasphemy!
But, like, without the crack.
And I'm an English teacher who doesn't "believe in" Shakespeare. Yeah, he may as well have been Santa.
But I had to read everything by him, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. No, wait, no, no shirt, actually. Just an after effect of freaking out lit majors and starting sentences with conjunctions.
Oooh, blasphemy!
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