This might be a rather unprofessional "take" on conferences, but so be it... Both Dr. Ann Gagne and Dr. Maha Bali covered this topic recently in their own blog entries, and I wanted to chime in ever so slightly with some specific examples and thoughts about my own conferences and conferencing observations. Let me start with examples - My First Conference Ever: I was a grad student way back in the early 2000s, and I believe a proposal of mine - about blogging maybe? - got accepted at a graduate-student based conference in Edmonton, AB, Canada. Yes, Canada. I lived in Fargo (North Dakota), and after scrapping together some funds, I drove to Winnipeg, then flew to Calgary, then Edmonton. I found a youth hostel, and I figured out the bus system in order to get to the conference on a college campus. It was quite the experience: I knew no one, I had to learn how to navigate travel in a different country, and the only thing that reminded me of home was the damn weather. I do not...